Here we go!
A fanfiction by James Morrone
It was a sunny day in the leaf village. Naruto was on his way to the ramen store(?) to get his favorite past time, BBQ pork ramen. On his way there he saw Sasuke. “Yo, check out this out, Naruto!” And Sasuke pulled the sickest kickflip Naruto had ever done seent. Sasuke raised his arm to high 5 Naruto. Naruto went to high 5 Sasuke, but he pulled his arm away! “Too slow!” Says Sasuke with a stupid grin on his god damn stupid fucking face. Naruto, thinking quickly, created a shadow clone, and his shadow clone had its arm raised, high 5 ready. Naruto went to high 5 his clone, but then his clone also moved its arm and poofed away. Naruto fell to the ground in disbelieve and then it started to rain and Sasuke did not share his umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh. It rained hard but no amount of liquid would hide narutos tears. It was not a good day to be Naruto.